Neither of them?! What's up with that dude? I can't decide if I respect him or think he is a big ole Southern Schmuck for leading them both on so genuinely. ("Genuinely" is his favourite word). That show is whack on so many levels, it's really just so very very wrong. I would say it was my guilty pleasure, but seriously, it is not even a pleasure, it just one of those shows that come on after the show you really wanted to watch and you just...can't...look...away no matter how much you want to. And after you just feel soiled.
Anyway, I have more on my mind then Nothing-Resembling-Reality TV. Earlier I wrote a brilliant post. I can say that because with my errant pinkie finger I pushed an evil mystery button that made it go bye-bye to internet heaven in the blink of an eye (or flick of a pinkie finger) and now no one can prove otherwise. But trust me it was brilliant. Life changing really. World changing perhaps. Possible that they would have had to wrestle that Nobel prize out of the hands of Al Gore and reassign it to yours truly after that post went live.
I made a pathetic yet earnest effort to recreate it just now, but after a few hours of butchering writing a really tedious paper for a class, I am all out of brilliance or even moderate intelligence or even coherence, and it was just disrespectful to my former brilliance. Tragically, no one knows when another flash will pass over me again, perhaps it is gone forever or for the next 76 years, like Haley's Comet, who can say. Curse you pinkie finger! Curse you computer key of death!
PS: Aaron just told me that he told his brother to shut up and let him sleep when Haley's Comet was passing over their farm in '86. I can't believe I live with this man.
I can't believe that AMAZING show is still on TV. I mean, it really is a truly AMAZING show and all, but none of the AMAZING men on that show have ever been able to keep those AMAZING women.
Hurray for the AMAZING Trista and Ryan though, I suppose.
(This show is the one that taught me that I hate the word AMAZING, btw)
Posted by: Jen | November 20, 2007 at 06:29 PM
I am so sorry, the pinkie finger can at times be a curse in the typing world. I am devestated that I missed the opportunity to read you life changing blog. I hope you find the muse to recreate it before 76 years passes.
Posted by: Carolyn | November 21, 2007 at 03:22 PM